Now for the second installment of my neighbours' exploit at waking me up.
The revver
It's a great saturday morning and you thought that it's great that you do not have to go to work and could sleep like a log till the late morning. Suddenly, you hear the loud revving sound of the engine! Dragging your body out of bed and peeking out of the window, you see someone starting the motorcycle engine downstairs and keep revving as if the engine is not yet hot enough to explode! AND the thing that pissed you off is that the exhaust pipe has been modified giving off a loud sound when the monsterous adomination moves off. What a great day to wake up in! Bah.
On a side note:
Not too long ago (a few years back about 7 or 8), I heard a loud bang in the middle of the night at 3am and looking up at my ceiling, I saw red streaks of light. Waking up and looking down at the carpark downstairs, I saw a couple of bikes burning. Someone must have set fire to them and the arsonist was never caught. Not sure if he was pissed by the loud revving noise but I do indeed have some nights of peace and quiet though.
The boisterous kids
It's boring wednesday morning at 6am, although it's another hour before you wake up to go to work, you hear louding laughing sounds coming from across the window. Bah! As you sit up, you hear some kids chasing each other around the void deck at the opposite block. Oh bloody hell, I hate PSLE marking days!
The unwilling waker
It's now 7.15am and all of a sudden, you heard the loud handphone alarm ring tone of that stupid gatsby song. Scrambling to get out of bed to get to your handphone to stop it and to prepare for work, you stare at it in amazement and realise that yours is not the stupid phone that's ringing. In addition, you realise that you are too cheap to download any gatsby song as a ring tone. Then, the morning reverts back to peaceful as the gatsby song finally stops. You look at your own handphone and realise that IT's A GOD DAMN SATURDAY! Swearing at the owner of the gatsby tone phone's owner, you dragged yourself back to bed. After closing your eyes for 5 mins, the stupid gatsby tone starts up again! Luckily for you, it ends much more quickly this time. HOWEVER, the STUPID song starts up again after another 5 mins. The stupid idiot must have snooze his damn alarm. Thinking that you would never be able to sleep ever again, you waited for the damn song to start up again. HOWEVER, this time, nothing happens after 10 mins. Now, you are really pissed and curse every generation of the handphone's owner and finally sick of the swearing, you lie down and fell asleep.
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